This is a follow-up to the previous post.
As I was walking down the street this afternoon (not going anywhere in particular, just staying outside because it was too hot to be inside) I decided on yet another name change for my soon-to-be-released new application. The working version I've been using is simply the initials of the name of the first version, with “2” on the end. That was always uninspiring, but I was at a loss what else to call it. A number of times I'd think of a name or someone would suggest one and I'd think “Yep, that'll do”...then I'd invariably get sick of it after a while. Then I tried thinking up imaginative nonsense names derived from various permutations on the word “blog” combined with elements denoting smallness, multiplicity and so on, but as soon as I'd find a likely candidate I'd hit Google and find that it was either already taken for something very similar, or happened to be exactly the same as the Czech for “Person who is excessively intimate with cabbages and sometimes, beetroot”. You know, that sort of thing.
Then it struck me: I really hate the pseudo-word blog, and avoiding it in my new app name will therefore be a liberating experience. Or something. That helped.
But all of this has caused me to have renewed understanding and sympathy for, of all people, marketing types and those who associate with them. Since I'm having such trouble coming up with a suitable label for a free piece of fluff, I have to admit that describing and placing actual commercial products looks hard. This is probably why people are given money to do it. Well, that and the fact that cocaine doesn't pay for itself...(that was a joke. So just relax, OK?)
I have renewed sympathy for certain former employers and colleagues with whom I have in the past energetically (but not inappropriately) debated the wisdom of particular marketing choices:
I forgive them for “Fido”.
I even forgive them for the water-soluble umbrellas (and in fairness, nobody knew they were water-soluble. At least until it rained).
Right, that should be enough humility for 2005